Garrett's Stream of Consciousness Reviews- Potionseller "Buzzard"

Time travel 

• Folksy 

• Building to something heavy or stay sad?

• Built. So good. 

• Nearly perfect opening song 

• Key change to a tv show theme song 

The dummy 

• Yep, going on the gym playlist 

• Guitar work cleaner than an open house bathroom 

• Fat riffs 

I would do anything for you (for money) 

• 90s alt rock and northern Midwest emo 

• Cowbell is a nice touch 

• bass player is the unsung hero here 

• If they make a music video for this it  should involve and cat

• Harmonica somehow works?

• I feel like they grew up listening to some country 

Sort it out 

• if the Rembrandt’s had balls 

• Genre benders 

• Well controlled ADHD 

Irish exit 

• captain crunch 

• Why do I suddenly want to go bowling ?

• Slowed down vibes like a sad prom 

Sniper rifle 

• Sick

• This is gonna be fun. Don’t let me down 

• “Hey guys, what genre should our band be?” “Yes” 

• This song has more parts than an end table from IKEA 

• Screamy choppy 

Crash out 

• bop bop bop bop 

• I’d do calisthenics to this 

• Like getting a vintage camper van 

• Jangly jangly 

Eureka 

• aggressive side parted hair (for girls)

• Windows down, ciggies lit 

• Well placed screamies

• Breakdown hits harder than a foster parent 

Shark bait 

• Let’s go

• Can’t wait to sing along live 

• Emo Oneders 

• Little synthy in the background? Now foreground? 

Fear 

• all bangers. Let’s close it out 

• Soft again 

• Doodliedoo 

• Who’s gonna start the fire?

• Campfire Michigan 

Like a virgin on their wedding night, it’s immediately time for another go 

I give this album tired eyes, 2 beta blockers (to help with sleep and anxiety), a blue haired girlie with a tank top and flower tattoos, 3 glazed donuts, and an empty beer can. This might be the best full album I’ve heard in 10 years