Garrett's stream-of-conscious reviews: Kiss The Scientist - Better in My Head

"Smile" - Kiss The Scientist

Elliot Smith vibes.

Time to cry in an unlit room

Oh wait.

Nice bait-and-switch

Is that the same singer?

Fun early 2000's post-hardcore/punk sound

"Afterglow" - Kiss the Scientist

The bass player likes doing stuff.

I wonder if he has cool stage dance moves

Good music for the exercise bike

If the Utah indie bands had testicles, this is what they would sound like.

Now I wanna dance even though I don't know how.

Sick breakdown boys

"High" - Kiss The Scientist

Ok, this one sounds fun.

Yep. This band is fun.

I feel like I saw these guys at Warped Tour, Ventura, CA, in 1999

Kinda wish I wrote this song.

The Get Up Kids and Braid would have had a blast taking them on tour through the Midwest in the late 90's

"I gave you $10 to buy Pringles, but you didn't give me change back (Pringles aren't $10) - Kiss the Scientist

Oh, they can do the Midwest emo thing.

This band is versatile.

Twinkly

Time for the sing-along

There's the dual singing I've been waiting for

"Lightweight" - Kiss The Scientist

Every song sounds different and the same at the same time. Does that make sense?

They actually all like doing stuff, not just the bass player.

If they stand still on stage, I'm gonna be so disappointed. This is music for moving.

"Brendan Fraser (Gloom)" - Kiss The Scientist

Starting soft and ending soft. Good choice

Back to crying in an unlit room.

This EP on Vinyl would be great to put on to impress your neighbors who come over to borrow a garden tool

I like the girl singing

At least I think it's a girl. If not, good falsetto, bro.

Boom. Getting heavier.

Solid closing song.

This would go hard live

Dudes in Vans and Condom Beanies and wallet chains will love bobbing their heads to this.

I give this EP 2 Lexapro's, a string cheese, and a Peach Celsius mixed with Trader Joe's Spiced Apple Cider in a 1:3 ratio